"Another bite?" the waiter asked. "Thanks but I'm full" I replied. "Just this mint" he said. "It's wafer thin". So I ate it. I nearly exploded, really it's just a matter of time.A great philosopher once said, "To have baby fat is normal, to have knowledge of wafers at 2 months plus is not". I hold these words dear, as I know it sets me apart from the rabble, apart from all the normal 2-month-olds. I am as big as those twice my age. I am fitting into clothes for 6-12 mos. I am the Belly. I am the Peaceful One. I am the Walrus.
