A Milestone

The Doc said I am no longer a Newborn. Now I am an Infant. That means that if I get sick I don't automatically get hospitalized. It also means I am eligible for the Marines-the Infant Marines.
He also said my head is not too big after all, even though all of my hats are too small now, and my length is also good. But my weight has shot up to the 75th percentile. Old and Phat. Sigh.

Just Not Happy

IM NOT HAPPY ABOUT SOMETHING AND I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS AND NO ONE IS DOING ANYTHING ABOUT IT!

Bobo G. Putnam

That's my name! The G stands for Gruntsby. I have several nicknames. "Bobes" is one, and "Lumpy" is the other. I am called by some Lumpy Putnam, others call me Lumpy G. I like Lumpy G the best right now. I like to wear lots of Bling. Not spit-up. Anyway, I'll be two months old soon, and if all goes well, I'll weigh twice as much as when I was born. Wow. Moose, that's my other nickname. Bobo "Bobes" "Moose" "Lumpy" G. Putnam, that's me!

I have not blogged for so long! I no longer control the will of my father. I now must type in my own entries when no one is looking. That's why I haven't blogged, because I had to learn how to type.
More later, here comes Mom.